I Would Love To Own The Stuff I Buy

You know, I still own a PlayStation 4 for one reason: P.T. My PS4 is never going to be connected to a network again, because I’m terrified of some arbitrary update just vanishing that game off my harddrive. I only plug in the console when I want to play P.T. and then I put it away with the care of someone handling nitroglycerin. It’s a terrible waste of space to have a massive, chonky system for one purpose, but I really don’t want to lose something I love. And good news: That’s about to become everything from now on! Finally, all of our purchases will follow the same pattern as beloved free demos that Konami wants to drown in a bathtub.